Read this slowly.
Make a warm cup of tea.
Draw a hot bath, add epsom salts,
bring a candle into the bathroom,
put some popcorn on the stove.
Drink a bit of water, watch the
popcorn pop as the tub fills,
light the candle, take off your clothes.
Walk naked to the kitchen, turn off the stove,
blow out the candle,
get some coconut oil and bring it into
the guest room. Get on the bed,
spread your legs, wander completely,
do not kiss and tell, save the
best secrets for yourself. Lush
and blissy, walk barefoot to the bathroom,
put the fire to the candle, turn off the lights,
slip into the bath, you are your best girl, melt away.
Later, lavish the popcorn in ghee, return to the bed, prop
up the pillows, read poetry, let it all course through
your body,
no one is beautiful in the same way as you.